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Toni Laites Officially Slaps the Label ‘Washed-Up’ on Cach Mirjah Mercer — Live on Air.

Love Island Series 12 delivered a knockout punch this year, keeping fans glued to their screens right up to the final moments. Unlike the predictable snooze-fests of past seasons, with their repetitive baby challenges and lackluster exclusivity arcs, this season was a rollercoaster of drama, capped off by an unforgettable final dumping sparked by the iconic Andrada Pop. For the first time, viewers were genuinely invested in every couple that made it to the finale, and when Toni Laites and Cach Mirjah Mercer were crowned winners, the internet erupted with excitement.

Toni and Cach were the undeniable stars of the villa—serving up a perfect blend of witty one-liners, undeniable chemistry, and effortless cool. Their journey from Casa Amor bombshells to Love Island royalty was nothing short of epic. But what’s got everyone talking now is Toni’s cheeky nickname for Cach, revealed during a hilarious chat on the Old & Bald podcast with hosts Harry Pinero and Darkest Man.

love island cach and toni together

When asked about any challenges in their UK-USA romance, Cach spilled the tea on how their banter transcends borders. “I thought there’d be a bit of a barrier because, you know, Londoners are quite sarcastic with their humor,” he said. “But every time I throw out some sarcasm, she gets it. I don’t know how, but she just gets it. Spending time together in the villa, she’s adapted to my banter, and I’ve picked up on hers. There’s no wall between us.”

However, things took a comical turn when Cach revealed a quirky linguistic hiccup in their relationship. “There were some words she used that threw me off at first,” he admitted. “Like when she started messaging me ‘stink’ on WhatsApp. I was like, ‘Who stinks?’ She goes, ‘Oh, hey Stink!’ and I’m thinking, ‘Stink? Are you trying to roast me from across the pond?’”

Toni and Cach won Love Island 2025

The hosts and listeners couldn’t hold back their laughter as Cach recounted his confusion. “I was proper baffled,” he continued. “She’s calling me ‘Stink’ like it’s a cute pet name, but I’m thinking she’s coming for me! Turns out, it’s just her way of being affectionate, like ‘Hey Pookie’ or ‘Hey Stink.’ I’m getting the hang of it now.”

love island toni and cach together

Toni, ever the quick-witted queen, chimed in with a playful jab, officially dubbing Cach her “washed-up” USA lad, much to the delight of the podcast hosts. The nickname, dripping with their signature sarcastic charm, perfectly encapsulates the couple’s dynamic—equal parts teasing and adoring.

From their villa antics to their post-show banter, Toni and Cach continue to prove why they’re the coolest Love Island couple to date. Their ability to laugh off cultural quirks and embrace each other’s quirks has fans rooting for them harder than ever. So, here’s to the “Stink” and “Pookie” of Series 12—may their transatlantic love story keep us entertained for seasons to come!