Newbie Real Housewives of Miami star Stephanie Shojaee is shaking things up, and she’s not holding back! The outspoken cast member didn’t mince words when she appeared on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, serving piping-hot tea about her co-stars’ most annoying habits. From tardiness to topless antics, Stephanie’s unfiltered critiques left jaws on the floor and the drama sizzling. Let’s dive into the juicy details of her explosive takedown of the RHOM crew!
Marysol Patton: Too Cocky for Her Own Good
Kicking things off, Stephanie took aim at Marysol Patton’s larger-than-life attitude. “Over the cocky talk,” she declared, clearly unimpressed by Marysol’s self-assured swagger. It’s safe to say Stephanie’s not here for anyone trying to make “fetch” happen on their own terms!
Alexia Nepola: Not the Star She Thinks She Is
Next up, Alexia Nepola caught some serious shade. Stephanie rolled her eyes at Alexia’s constant need to remind everyone she’s the queen bee. “She’s always reminding us that she’s the star,” Stephanie said with a smirk. When Andy pressed her on whether Alexia truly holds that title, Stephanie didn’t hesitate: “I don’t think so.” Ouch! The Cuban Barbie might need a cold mojito to recover from that burn.
Lisa Hochstein: The Queen of Lateness
No surprise here—Stephanie’s biggest gripe with Lisa Hochstein is her chronic tardiness. “She’s always late. Always,” Stephanie groaned, clearly fed up with waiting around for her co-star. Punctuality is clearly non-negotiable for this newbie, and Lisa’s running late to the memo.
Guerdy Abraira: Holding Grudges Too Long
In a surprising twist, Stephanie called out Guerdy Abraira for her inability to let things go. “She holds grudges too long,” Stephanie revealed, hinting at some unresolved tension in the group. Could this be the spark for future fireworks? Only time will tell.
Julia Lemigova: Stirring the Pot Out of Nowhere
Julia Lemigova didn’t escape Stephanie’s sharp tongue either. “She’s always stirring the pot out of nowhere,” Stephanie exclaimed, painting Julia as the sneaky instigator of drama. Looks like Julia’s knack for shaking things up doesn’t sit well with the new girl.
Kiki Barth: Obsessed with NSFW Topics
Kiki Barth’s critique was served with a side of humor. Stephanie couldn’t help but laugh as she pointed out Kiki’s favorite conversation topic: “She’s always talking about dicks.” And apparently, dildos too! Kiki’s bold banter clearly keeps things spicy, but Stephanie’s ready for a topic change.
Larsa Pippen: Ghosting Her Bestie at 5 AM
Even Stephanie’s bestie, Larsa Pippen, wasn’t spared. What’s her crime? Ignoring Stephanie’s early-morning phone calls. “It really irks me she doesn’t answer my 5 AM phone calls,” Stephanie confessed. When a shocked Andy asked what they could possibly discuss at that hour, Stephanie casually explained, “I just like wanna say ‘Hey! Howdy! What are the plans today?’ Cause I’m up at like 4:30 in the morning … she sends me to voicemail.” Sorry, Stephanie, but we’re #TeamLarsa on this one—who’s picking up a 5 AM call?