Here’s a statement that has nothing to do with football. As talented as Micah Parsons is, how would we ever survive a week’s worth of sports talk radio if the Philadelphia Eagles had landed him? Can you imagine covering everything both he and A.J. Brown say every week? Then again, maybe Parsons is so talented that some would be willing to take that chance.
Calling Parsons ‘a locker-room cancer’ might be a stretch. Maybe that’s unfair, but we did hear, during his divorce from the Dallas Cowboys, that some of his former teammates were suffering from fatigue caused by sharing locker room space with him.
Maybe no one else has noticed, but since joining the Green Bay Packers, it’s as if he seems more empowered. He doesn’t talk less. He’s talking more often. Maybe he learned from Jerry Jones. Anywho, did you hear? Despite leaving the NFC East, he’s still ripping the Eagles.
Micah Parsons doubles down on his recent Eagles take.
The last time we checked, the Packers’ rivals are still the Chicago Bears, the Minnesota Vikings, and the Detroit Lions. Someone needs to tell Parsons that. He’s still obsessed with what’s going on in Philadelphia. During the Eagles’ recent tilt with the New York Giants, he posted his grievances with the Brotherly Shove via his X account.
Recently, he spoke with Green Bay’s media. He could have said anything. What did he do? He doubled down. The Pack visits the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday. Parsons wants to discuss Philadelphia’s initiatives.
Often, we’ve heard Micah Parsons troll the Eagles for one reason or another. We’ve teased him as a byproduct. We bellowed that he never got over Philadelphia’s decision to draft DeVonta Smith, which allowed him to land in Dallas with the Cowboys.
We teased him about being obsessed with the Birds. We were joking, but now, we may have to rethink everything we have said. This guy is carrying a grudge, and it seems that neither a change in location nor a pay raise will ever alter that. The Philadelphia Eagles aren’t just leaving rent-free in his imagination. They have moved furniture into the house and painted the walls midnight and Kelly green.